I came UP with a little SANITY TEST so that people could see if they were insane or not. Below are a few sample questions. See how you do!
T or F: You are insane.
T or F: Your hands become clammy at the sight of Roman numerals.
T or F: Your neighbor’s dog makes a lot of mistakes, that’s why he’ll get caught.
Where have those fingers been?
T or F: If you place your address and a postage stamp on your neighbor’s car, the mailman will deliver it to you.
T or F: If you had a crew cut, you could fly a plane.
T or F: Finding a cool, dry area away from direct sunlight is the key to proper urine storage.
Seriously, where have those fingers been?
T or F: Your furnace is fluent in serial killer.
T or F: You experience the flavor of cold cuts less intensely than others.
T or F: Since an early age, you have been able to see through windows.
Fingers, have you ever attempted to plug in a glass of water?
T or F: Everything in your life seems to indicate that you are an Emperor.
T or F: Tying a yellow sweater around your neck improves the value of real estate in your area.
T or F: Once you reach hot tub/dune buggy status, you no longer have to answer to anyone.
Finger man, have you ever chewed gum while not wearing you gum chewing pants?