I came UP with a little SANITY TEST so that people could see if they were insane or not. Below are a few sample questions. See how you do!

T or F: You are insane.

T or F: Your hands become clammy at the sight of Roman numerals.

T or F: Your neighbor’s dog makes a lot of mistakes, that’s why he’ll get caught.

Where have those fingers been?

T or F: If you place your address and a postage stamp on your neighbor’s car, the mailman will deliver it to you.

T or F: If you had a crew cut, you could fly a plane.

T or F: Finding a cool, dry area away from direct sunlight is the key to proper urine storage.

Seriously, where have those fingers been?

T or F: Your furnace is fluent in serial killer.

T or F: You experience the flavor of cold cuts less intensely than others.

T or F: Since an early age, you have been able to see through windows.

Fingers, have you ever attempted to plug in a glass of water?

T or F: Everything in your life seems to indicate that you are an Emperor.

T or F: Tying a yellow sweater around your neck improves the value of real estate in your area.

T or F: Once you reach hot tub/dune buggy status, you no longer have to answer to anyone.

Finger man, have you ever chewed gum while not wearing you gum chewing pants?