Jun 16
TEDDY BEAR MASTURBATER →
I’m sure you’ve heard this story about the guy using a Teddy Bear to masturbate in public. Well, in any other situation I would blame the guy, but I know the bear he used and he’s a total scumbag. That innocent, non-crazy man was FRAMED! I mean look at his photo, he’s probably a family man with a mid-level management job at Lockheed-Martin or something. Trust me, the bear is to blame here, his name is “Jizzly Bear” for godsakes! (I would just like to say in Jizzly Bear’s defense, he was molested by Teddy Fuxpin and “Balown” by Baloo from “The jungle Book” as a cub.)
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