Jun 14

5 TERRIBLE NAMES FOR SPORTS TEAMS

The Clark Gable Used To Suck Dicks In The 1930’s To Get Movie Roles Dolphins

The Getting Caught By Your Wife While Eating Out Of Your Kid’s Dirty Diaper While Furiously Jerking Off Buccaneers

The Orthodox Jewish Woman’s Humid Untended Bush On A Hot Day In Heavy Religiously-Mandated Clothing Yankees

The Morgan Freeman’s Grand Daughter Has To Rub Up Against Those Tiny Moles All Over Morgan Freeman’s Face When He Fucks Her 49ers

The Hate Crimes Committed In My Bloody Swedish Basement Send The Dopamine Levels In My Brain Surging To The Limits Of Planetary Sexual Seizure White Sox

  1. stroupaliciousmakestheboysgoloco reblogged this from tedsfuzzythoughts
  2. promisesofalullaby reblogged this from tedsfuzzythoughts
  3. manufrakture reblogged this from tedsfuzzythoughts
  4. tedsfuzzythoughts posted this