Sometimes when I’m walking down the street and I see one of those Brinks trucks unloading money into a bank, I very subtly fuck with the guards. I know they’re trained to look for certain cues that a robbery is about to take place, so I’ll make a really obvious sneaky facial expression and walk right towards the truck like I’m one of a crack team of robbers who is about to cause a distraction so the other guys can rob the truck, right? Then, at the last minute, when I get close to the truck I turn away and start walking normal again and continue on my way. I never look at the guard’s faces, but I bet they get nervous every time. I fuck the shit out of life!