I feel like if smoking were called “smorking” it...

Jun 08

I feel like if smoking were called “smorking” it wouldn’t have such a stigma. Also, there’s no way that something called “smorking” could cause cancer. The cells in your body would be like, “should we turn cancerous? This guy’s smorking a lot?” and then all the cells would burst out laughing and everything would be fine like it is when you smork a ton of pot.

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