SHOES TV SHOW IDEA

The other day when I was doing my 80’s “Teen Wolf” surfboard roof thing with my buddy Styles, I thought to myself, “hey there is no show out there exclusively about shoes.” People walk in shoes, KICK IN SHOES, go to shoe stores in shoes to buy more shoes. Shoes are universal, like death and brake lights and sweaty toilet bowl seats after a life-changing shit where you have to lie down after. And since NO ONE wears shoes like an Italian, 90% of the cast should be from Milan, Italy.  In fact, the show should be set in Milan. Hundreds of SHOE-WEARING ITALIANS eating desserts and taking naps under Cinzano umbrellas! And there should be walking! Hundreds of SHOE-WEARING ITALIANS walking in tight pants tailored by their Mamas! And they’ll tie their shoes, too, they’ll tie their shoes on the busts of HEAVY-BREATHING Italian women screaming at them with HEAVY ITALIAN ACCENTS!  Obviously, the bad guys would ALWAYS be wearing sneakers. The Bad Guys should also have no etiquitte, and not an ounce of sportsmanship.  The last idea I have for this show is NO ASIANS!!!  They look ridiculous in shoes, and would just turn the show into a big joke! (I think dogs will like this show, too.)