This is how they set out to make the ad: Let’s find the biggest nightmare chick in the world, put a nightmare pink beret thing on her head, and have her perform a nightmare “dance” INSIDE THE LAST FUCKING PLACE ANYONE SHOULD BE DANCING, A MOVING CAR!

Even more annoying, is that you could feel through your TV set how fucking COOL the people who made this commercial thought it was. 

I express myself freely about this because I feel that people who are terrible, but are unaware that they are terrible, need to be told that they are terrible.

Pink hat Mitsubishi nightmare chick didn’t know she was terrible, so I am telling her now that she’s SO TERRIBLE, that ten years later I still have nightmares about her wriggling her arms and break-dancing with a seatbelt.