May 13
SUPER TED
I’m pretty sure I’m a super hero. Sometimes I’ll drop like a bottle cap or something and before it hits the ground I grab it with lightning fast reflexes. Then I look around to see if anyone saw it, and of course there’s no one around. But then I get the sense that someone was watching me and I realize that it’s probably another super hero out there with like amazing eyesight who saw me from like a mile away, you know, because he’s looking out for other potential super heroes so he can call on them when the time comes. Basically, my plan now is to wait to be called upon to join an assembling group of superheroes so we can defeat……Ron Perlman!
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