Apr 30

COOL STUFF I WOULD LIKE TO DO

1. Break out of a mental hospital and open for Van Halen that same night. 

2. Make the biggest scientific breakthrough in cologne in 50 years.

3. Become a millionaire and have a half Hungarian/half Japanese manservant named Attila Mitsubishi. 

4. Scrimshaw Bill Gates’ tibia bone into a fancy cane.

5. Make a speech that is so inspirational that it makes people feel like they are standing on the top of a snowy mountain on fire.

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