Now normally I’m not one to jump to judgment, but did you see the picture of the husband and wife in the Chinese government that are accused of killing a British guy over money? Holy shit! Guilty! Look at that. Those are some scary fucking people right there. That wife looks like she could suck the souls out of people while they’re sleeping. Can you imagine trying to get her to laugh? It would probably take something really fucked up like slitting a cat’s throat in front of her, that’s probably a great joke to her. You know what? That’s my next trip. A comedy tour in China, just me, a microphone, a knife, and a bag of cats.