JERKING OFF

Apr 23

JERKING OFF

I was just trying to jerk off on youporn and just as I was getting into it I noticed the chick had a lisp. She was going “YETH! YETH! OH BABY! YETH! MY PUTHY IS THO WET! I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME IN THE ATH!! So then I burst out laughing, right? And then after a bit, I see myself in the bathroom mirror, you know, standing there laughing with my dick in my hand. I immediately stopped laughing, as I realized the joke was very much not on the lisping porn actress, but myself. Congratulations lisping porn actress, you are winning at life! It was the worst jerkoff session since that time at the New England Aquarium.

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