Okay, I got stoned again and came up with another idea for a TV show. It’s about a fat guy who can move really fast. It’s called “Faster Than You Thought Fat Guy.” The main idea is that you take a look at this guy, and he’s really fat, and you’re like, “I bet that guy can’t move very fast because he’s so fat.” Then, ZOOM! he moves MUCH faster than you thought he could! When you see his large body move so fast it’s unexpected, scary and kind of funny at the same time. With these three elements, basically, the show has everything. I’m imaging scenarios where our fat character is being taunted by skinnier characters (who think they are at a safe distance) and suddenly, BLATT! they’re in a world of fat guy pain!Basically, this guy is constantly shattering assumptions about his perceived mobility. Have you ever seen a walrus or hippopotamus suddenly break into a sprint and you’re like, “Hey, that big, fat animal was WAY over there, and now it’s like right in front of me!” That’s what this guy does! Another scenario for the show could be a bunch of toughs roughing up an old lady and our fat guy sees this and intervenes, and the toughs are like, “what are you gonna do about it slow, not fast, fatty?” Then, HAMMO! fat guy everywhere you never thought he could be that fast! And he’s not just fast, he’s nimble too! When the toughs or whoever are being chased by our fat guy, they’re thinking, “wow, he’s WAY faster than I anticipated in my worst nightmares, but there’s no way he can take this corner that’s coming up ahead,” then, GYRO! our fat guy turns on a dime and the bad guys are drowning in fat guy boob-neck! I’m thinking there’s a very determined look on our fat guy’s face too when he’s chasing these bad guys.