Apr 06
DOGS
I’m not sure how I feel about dogs. Sometimes the way they look at me on the street, I don’t know. I wrote a poem about it. There’s LOTS OF RHYMING so you know it’s good.
Our eyes are level when they meet,
As I pass a dog on the street.
That one looks like Amanda Peet!
I run away cuz she thinks I’m meat,
Thank god I have wicked fast feet!
Does anyone know the PRESIDENT OF POETRY? I feel he should be aware of my abilities. Also, once a dog licked my face on the street and my face smelled like I just made out with a prisoner’s asshole.
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