Apr 05

WHY I’M PRO EASTER BUNNY

Because the Easter Bunny is a big furry bunny that gives you free candy and chocolate, that’s why! Also, any guy who has willfully done that EVERY YEAR since probably caveman times has gotta be insane, and I get along great with insane people. All the not-insane people are so fucking boring. Just do my taxes and don’t try and have a conversation with me. And if you do try and have a conversation with me, I WILL BE drunk and/or stoned to get through that ordeal. And that’s why I’m pro Easter Bunny.

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