North Korea Guy
I just saw a picture of that hilarious North Korean kid who’s in charge now, Kim Jong-Un. Oh my god, he kinda looks like me when I wear people clothes. I bet there’s a whole bunch of guys in uniforms and hats that smell his poops to make sure he’s healthy. Weird to think that a ridiculous POOPING ASIAN TEDDY BEAR GUY could start a world war, oh man, can you imagine what the weapons are gonna be like for World War 5? Gonna be like robot ghosts running around with wicked laser missiles and shit. Before that happens, I’m gonna make a steel ball with pillows for walls big enough for me and two people of my choosing for when the shit hits the fan. Then I’ll just stay in there until it’s all over and come out and do whatever I want in abandoned amusement parks and Brookstone stores. I’m willing to share the blue prints for the “APOCALYPSE BALL” for a medical marijuana credit card.
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catmansmuckers reblogged this from tedsfuzzythoughts and added:
Oh, Ted.
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