May 2012
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I am an adult who is not afraid to buy a balloon and visibly enjoy it in front of others. I’ll buy a balloon on the street or at a hospital gift shop and just walk around for hours listening to Lionel Richie on my giant headphones…. Just smoke a bone while “floating” through Boston Common as “Running with the Night” plays with the shadows in my ear canals...
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 29th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXo-PWUuoT4 →
This has always been one of my favorite internet videos. This man’s utter humiliation is an endless source of joy for me. The breezy, unruffled black newsman personality he worked his whole lifetime to construct becomes totally unravelled in half a second. There’s no coming back from this. The day that happened to him, was his effective death date.
May 26th
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May 25th
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ANIMAL COLLECTIVE →
Animal Collective is my favorite band, and it’s not because I’m a Teddy bear. Check out this video
May 22nd
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This is how they set out to make the ad: Let’s find the biggest nightmare chick in the world, put a nightmare pink beret thing on her head, and have her perform a nightmare “dance” INSIDE THE LAST FUCKING PLACE ANYONE SHOULD BE DANCING, A MOVING CAR! Even more annoying, is that you could feel through your TV set how fucking COOL the people who made this commercial thought it...
May 20th
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THIS FUCKING BITCH →
May 20th
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EVEN WORSE THAN ZOOM ZOOM
Okay, here she comes… the most fucking annoying fucking car commercial of all time! You will all remember this nightmare… I am calling it “This fucking bitch”…………
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 17th
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MOST AWESOME CAR EVER! →
I would suck a homeless Samoan guy’s dick for this car.
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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SUPER TED
I’m pretty sure I’m a super hero. Sometimes I’ll drop like a bottle cap or something and before it hits the ground I grab it with lightning fast reflexes. Then I look around to see if anyone saw it, and of course there’s no one around. But then I get the sense that someone was watching me and I realize that it’s probably another super hero out there with like amazing...
May 14th
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Jetman
This video is a perfect example of how French people and “World” music can ruin cool shit.
May 13th
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