June 2012
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Jun 28th
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Jun 26th
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Just be happy...
In the quiet satisfaction of that.
Jun 26th
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I LOVE SAYING...
“I could be wrong”, when I know I’m right.
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 21st
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Jun 19th
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FANCY GENTLEMEN OF YORE WITH PORNO DICKS IN THEIR...
Just like the riots that erupted after the debut of Debussy’s “The Rite Of Spring” because the world wasn’t ready for such artistic brilliance, the series of works I am about to present may be way ahead of its time. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the first piece in a series I am calling “Fancy Gentlemen Of Yore With Porno Dicks In Their Faces.”
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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MY ART SHOW!
Fans of FINE ART get excited! I have been working on a series of “works” over the last few months, and I am planning to unveil them right here on my blog! Stay tuned! Oh, and OTHER ARTISTS, pack up your shit, this is gonna be the last art the world will ever need.
Jun 17th
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TEDDY BEAR MASTURBATER →
I’m sure you’ve heard this story about the guy using a Teddy Bear to masturbate in public. Well, in any other situation I would blame the guy, but I know the bear he used and he’s a total scumbag. That innocent, non-crazy man was FRAMED! I mean look at his photo, he’s probably a family man with a mid-level management job at Lockheed-Martin or something. Trust me, the bear...
Jun 17th
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Jun 14th
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5 TERRIBLE NAMES FOR SPORTS TEAMS
The Clark Gable Used To Suck Dicks In The 1930’s To Get Movie Roles Dolphins The Getting Caught By Your Wife While Eating Out Of Your Kid’s Dirty Diaper While Furiously Jerking Off Buccaneers The Orthodox Jewish Woman’s Humid Untended Bush On A Hot Day In Heavy Religiously-Mandated Clothing Yankees The Morgan Freeman’s Grand Daughter Has To Rub Up Against Those Tiny Moles All Over Morgan...
Jun 14th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=490lwnYJpcA →
I’m sorry, I can’t let my hatred of the horrible Howie Mandel go. This is how terrible Howie Mandel is… People have been shitting on him for thirty years. The above link is an SCTV sketch from the early 80’s. It’s not funny, except for 3:30 in when Martin Short comes out as Howie Soozloff “The Master of Improv.” (He’s the one with the giant white...
Jun 2nd
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