1. Break out of a mental hospital and open for Van Halen that same night.
2. Make the biggest scientific breakthrough in cologne in 50 years.
3. Become a millionaire and have a half Hungarian/half Japanese manservant named Attila Mitsubishi.
4. Scrimshaw Bill Gates’ tibia bone into a fancy cane.
5. Make a speech that is so inspirational that it makes people feel like they are standing on the top of a snowy mountain on fire.