Hello to all and most, and most of all… to everyone!
Ted is going on vacation!
My vacation is being paid for by all of you wonderful people who went to see my movie!
I think I’m gonna go to Jamaica and go on one of their “agricultural tours” of the countryside. Also, I think I’m gonna smoke a shit ton of pot!
I love all of you!
Hey, you know what? When I get back let’s all of us go hang gliding together on the world’s biggest hang glider!